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About LaurenPBurka

Lauren P. Burka writes queer and kinky science fiction and fantasy stories. Her tarot cards told her that she would never hold down a normal job, at least not for long. In her free time she pursues doomed affairs with Oxford commas, and in her next life, she’d like to be Brian Molko’s guitar.

Cover art: Why are we doing this to ourselves (again?)

I have an aunt who, gods bless her, has written over 140 romance novels. I have a memory dating to some time in the 1980’s of her holding up a genuine paperback copy of one of her romances. “I can’t … Continue reading

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Patreon Discount Code

Are you interested in reading the sequel to Wishbone, Names of My Beloved? The book is being serialized on my Patreon. You can now use the discount code DD75A for 60% off your first month. This discount is good through … Continue reading

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How old is Wishbone?

Answer: He’s eighteen at the start of his eponymous novel. Why? Because characters in erotica are supposed to be eighteen and up. Except in Nebraska and, I think Alabama, where they must be nineteen. Presumably fictional characters are completely asexual … Continue reading

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What’s your writing process?

I don’t travel well (except inside my own head). All of my writing is done sitting at my desk in front of a 2020 vintage iMac with a 27″ screen. The large screen allows me to use large fonts so … Continue reading

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